loki kehnde ranjeya teri heer kali
loki kehnde ranjeya teri heer kali
ranja kehnda tension na lo mitro
mein kehra vehah li

sade rang fikke pe gae
hor kise de rang vich rang ho gai
hun hora de breslet fit aa gae
sadi vang tanu tang ho gai
hora naal ja ke pive coca cola
sadi vari madam nu sang ho gai
tanu mil gya ae hun gaddi vali
sade bullet te kehndi thand ho gai

sanu shonk nai classa lon da
sadiya parchiya de naal sardariya ne
asi chalde lecture cho oth onde ha
sadiya masterraniya de naal yariya ne
master v haal puch ke langde ne
ong chori chipe daru sharu v mangde ne
hun ta master v sada robb mande ne
canteen de piche ja ke
satho madma de number mangde ne

manu jla deo
bhave dba deo
jdo mein mar gya
ta ik ghut mere bulla nu la deo
mein koi taaz mahal nai mangda dosto
bas meri kabar te ik kuriya da collage khulva deo

chitta duppata kala suit
otte phull kdai da
bohat fass jandiya ne
bas jor rakh try da
ik do vaar je chittar v pa jaan
ta even nai ghabrai da

marda hoyeya mirza bol pya
manu pta hunda saheba tu ing karna c
mein lela nu hi fsa lenda
odar sassi v kalli beithi c
mein os te hi try la lenda

arz kitta ha
mathe te lahu sir te rait
mathe te lahu sir te rait
sajna ne phull mareya gamle samet

banta- sadi teacher kehndi ae ke majj da taza dudh peen naal dimag tej hunda ha
santa- oae je asi gal hundi ta apna katta aj IAS lagga hnda

kyu zulam karda ae mere dost naal
koi kuri ahnu v fsa deni c
sab lik mashuka lai firde ne
ik baiye rani ahdi johli v pa deni c

Punjabi teacher to student- what is the meaning of apne kite te pani ferna??
mam very simple, Flush...

Jazzy b style, ustad ji ustad ji, khet vich koi galla kad da c??
ki kehnda c??
ke khet vich kise nu haggan nai dena?
vekh ajj yar kalla hi haguga
" yar beli ban ban toliya
panta ja ke khet vich kholiya
sare khet vich mushk pave boliya
kite gande sare medaan
baithe tatti te jvaan
kehra maa da putt aa ke sanu roke
kehra jamm pya surma
jehra jatt hu haggan to roke

God ne aap ko bheja to bheja
lekin bheja to asa bheja
ke bhaje mein bheja nahi bheja
ye muje kisi ne bheja
isliye mane aapko bheja

chan chanani raat meharma tim timonde tare
phone koi anda nai lagda paise muk gae sare

taiyan taiyan taiyan
o taiyan taiyan taiyan
ni kothe te kitaab pardi
nale zulfan ch unglan paiyan
ni do kam nai chalne
nale ashki te naal praian

punjabi comedy shairs

 Friend friend ta har koi kehnda
Friend hunde ne gappi
Galla galla vich bhave samunder tap jande
Bhave raat nu kalle jaan na tatti